Re: Super soaker

[Daniel Youngquist <dany@domain.elided>]

On Tue, 23 Dec 1997, Scott Machalk wrote:

> I am personally getting more than a little annoyed at pedestrians who
> walk into the crosswalk against a no walk light arrogantly expecting a
> whole slew of cars to sit there with a green light and wait for them.
> (Southern California) 
> 
> I think a compressor powered super soaker would do the trick.

..or you could do as Dave Barry suggested several years ago during the
heyday of LA freeway shootings:  If someone cuts you off, makes an
obscene gesture at you, etc., take a couple deep breaths, calm down,
just try to relax, then gently squeeze that trigger.. :)

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