//M Cars -Is there no justice? <WOB>

[WyldBil325@xxxxxxx]

In case the lucky (lucky, yes-cognizant of their cars' purpose? NO!)//M Car 
owners in question are on the digest, I'm not going to reveal what part of 
the country I'm in! Last Sunday, the wife and I were out for a drive, going 
down a major four lane thoroughfare in our town, and we came upon a horrible 
traffic blockage. Several cars ahead were obviously members of the 
"Anti-Destination League" in BOTH LANES! 30mph tops!The car in the left lane 
finally grew weary of the horns and middle fingers, and got in the right 
lane. As we passed the bloodclot in the right lane, a doubletake revealed a 
silver //M Roadster with a geriatric gentleman driving it as though it were 
incapable of outrunning a Cavalier! He then proceeded to turn off the road 
(taking several minutes in the process!) into AN OLD FOLKS' HOME!

I just returned from some errands, and as I drove down a different major 
road, (two lane)came upon yet another traffic blockage about six cars deep. 
35mph tops! As a few cars in front of me got frustrated enough to turn onto 
side roads and ridge run to their destinations, guess what came into my view? 
No, not the fellow above, but a red //M Coupe leading the pack at a snail's 
pace! As the Coupe turned off, I saw a middle aged real estate agent type 
woman with a carved up, sprayed up, bad hairdo driving it!

All I want to know is, why are these obvious non-enthusiasts buying DRIVERS' 
cars instead of the living-rooms-on-wheels that would obviously suit their 
needsand personalities better? Don't say because they CAN. It just seems such 
a waste, that's all!

WyldBil325-  '85 325e (Dinan, K&N) DREAMING of //M Coupe ownership- No time 
soon!

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