Re: hamster hair blower

[futchjo@xxxxxxxxxxxxx (John Futch)]

>>  It's Hampster-powered. That's right. Hampsters. Cute lil' fuzzy thangs.
>>
>>  Remember those little hampster wheels where the critters run around the
>>  wheel at about 200 mph? That's the basis of the kit. With this adaptor kit
>>  that splices in just forward of the Air Mass Sensor, those lil' rodents
>will
>>  spin up a boost equal to a Dinan Stage 14 Supercharger with NO BEARING
>>  FAILURE.

>Hey, bigger is better right?  Hell, a big, fat New York City rat ought to add
>another 50 hp and really boost the lowend torque curve too.

Fat rats ain't nothing, if your going to go that far you might as well get
hamsters that are pumped up on steriods, or heck squirrelsthat are high on angel
dust or a mixture of crack/cocaine are to add a couple more horses.

With all you people trying to squeeze more horsepower and speed out of your BMW
have any of you ever thought about getting out and pushing?

John Futch
taken with a grain of sand

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