Re: hamster hair blower

[TeamM3@xxxxxxx]

Duane bats another homer with:

>  It's Hampster-powered. That's right. Hampsters. Cute lil' fuzzy thangs.
>  
>  Remember those little hampster wheels where the critters run around the
>  wheel at about 200 mph? That's the basis of the kit. With this adaptor kit
>  that splices in just forward of the Air Mass Sensor, those lil' rodents
will
>  spin up a boost equal to a Dinan Stage 14 Supercharger with NO BEARING
>  FAILURE.

Hey, bigger is better right?  Hell, a big, fat New York City rat ought to add
another 50 hp and really boost the lowend torque curve too.

> All that's left to do is to figure out a hydration system for the hampsters
>  so they don't pass out and some form of screening device (on occasion, one
>  of the critters sometimes gets sucked into the intake on full throttle
>  acceleration - if you see a puff of fur come outta the exhaust while
>  following one of these cars, well - that's what happened) and the kit will
>  be ready.

BTW, does this have anything to do with that gerbil up the tailpipe rave in
San Francisco a couple years back?

MS

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