RE: Milano Trauma

[Xpertcool@xxxxxxx]

In a message dated 4/26/2003 9:46:20 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
owner-alfa-digest@domain.elided writes:

> So you know how I reported that some idiot backed into my parked Milano
> and broke one of the headlights. Well today I left for a few hours and
> came back to find that someone had backed into my Milano AGAIN, broke
> the other headlight and mashed my hood. 
> 
> The person who did this better be praying to God almighty I do not catch
> them. 
> 
> AAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! What the hell is going on!?
> 

I have two thoughts:

1. You have collision insurance and an appraisal for $10K 

       OR

2. You live next door to Delta House and Dean Wermer's wife has been given 
the keys to her car again.

Hope it's the first.

:-)

Kevin Murphy
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