RE: Please, please don't buy a MAC

["Nick Koleszar" <npk@domain.elided>]

Wow, Biba, you been on the paint thinners again?

Can we just start calling you the "Amazing new Cryptique Ranto-O-Matique"
from Biba Developments?

When are you gonna put an AR engine in your Magic Bus?

Take two steps back and say "No!"....

;-)

nk

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> Date: Thu, 03 Oct 2002 13:17:02 -0700
> From: alfacybersite <acs@domain.elided>
> Subject: Please, please don't buy a MAC
>
> (I'll throw in some Alfa stuff at the end)
>
> I too have been receiving some interesting emails lately. In the past,
> I'd reply to the sender telling them they had a problem 'down there'.
> Now I don't bother.
>
> Apparently the disease is worldwide. I received an email the other day
> from Securon, the English seatbelt manufacturer, who I've exchanged
> emails with. Apparently a courier will be bringing me (free?) samples
> any day now. They say they look forward to hearing from me. Interesting
> in that my last email to them suggested some modifications to their
> diagonal seatbelts. Their reply at that time was they would take my
> suggestions 'under consideration'.
>
> While Bill's Window's backdoors are wide open and apparently the
> unwitting are bent over, pants down around their ankles, and all
> buttered up (sorry about the verbal imagery), apparently MAC's do have
> their vulnerabilities.
>
> My MAC guru guy says that for the most part the nasty little diseased
> hackers concentrate on Bill's stuff, since he unfortunately (in this
> case) was better at marketing. Still if too many of you start watching
> the current MAC commercials and responding...
>
> Therefore...when you have extra money to spend, run down to your 'local'
> Alfa restoration shop and order a complete make-over (for the Alfa). (An
> address can be supplied upon request).
>
> Engines: Alfa engines go into Alfas, other engines go into other cars.
> Got that? (Feel free to quote me).
>
> Epilogue: That does not mean to say the Alfa engine must remain stock,
> nor even must the original Alfa engine be inserted into the bowels of
> the original vehicle. I personally feel fours go into fours and six's go
> into six's. However, doesn't mean a TS four can't go where a SS (Single
> Spark) was before, nor a 3.0 can't go where a 2.5 once resided. And then
> we have superchargers and EFI's and...
>
> Biba
> Irwindale, CA USA
>
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