Re: Smith-Sedon Showdown

[Mark Denovich <mark@domain.elided>]

Brian Shorey wrote:
> So, is it better to have a modern FWD car, or a vintage RWD car that
> doesn't handle well?
Brian, you're asking the wrong question:   Which car is better for 
picking up chicks?  or the related question: which car best enhances 
(compensates for) one's manhood?  The fantasy that hot cars attract hot 
babes plays a big part in most car purchases by men.

I've had a lot of different vehicles...  I'm unhappy to report that the 
sporty ones only ever seemed to attract other men or small children. 
"Hey, Mister, how fast does that go?"  Maybe not so surprisingly, the 
best car I owned was a Olds Delta 88 with bench seats.

	--Mark
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