!! Wanted Home Alfa Assemblers !!

[Simon Favre <simon@xxxxxxxxxx>]

*****This is a one time Mailing. WARNING: Humor Ahead.*****

Looking for Home Alfa Assemblers!!  How would you like to Assemble Alfas
at Home & get Paid!  Choose your own Hours!  (sort of) Be your own Boss!
(not really) Easy Work!  (you wish) Excellent Pay!  (How did that get in
there?)  Earn Hundreds of Dollars Weekly!  (sucker) Here are just a few
examples of the assembly work you will have to choose from:

Wooden Dashboards - up to $220.00 Weekly!
Weber Conversions - up to $320.00 Weekly!
Spring Cutting - up to $270.00 Weekly!
Lucas Electricals - up to $350.00 Weekly!
Cupholders!! - (Sorry, we can't actually pay somebody enough to do this.)

........Plus many others.  There are over 75 Alfa models to choose from!
Why not enjoy the Benefits and Freedom of Home Alfa Assembly Work!  To
find out more Call.....Toll Free (24 Hour Recording) 1-999-DREAMER.

Dewey, Shuckem, and Howe
P.O. Box 666
Rocky Mountain Oyster, NC  27802

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;=) Happy Holidays to all ;=)

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