"Jeramy" <jnorland@domain.elided>: FW: Funny Joke (fwd)

[rikofwa@domain.elided (RIK D DESJARDIN)]

> 
> << > > One afternoon, three close friends named Hercules, Sleeping
>  > > Beauty and Don Juan, sat by the river contemplating their
>  > > lives.
>  > >
>  > > Bold and arrogant, Hercules exclaimed that he was surely
>  > > the strongest person in the world.
>  > >
>  > > "That may be true", said Sleeping Beauty, "but I am better
>  > > because I am obviously the most beautiful person in the
>  > > world".
>  > >
>  > > Don Juan laughed at both of them and said that without a
>  > > doubt, he must be the greatest person alive simply because
>  > > he had been with the most women.
>  > >
>  > > After several hours of argument, they decided to consult a
>  > > Guru for the truth.
>  > >
>  > > First, Hercules went into Guru's cave. A few moments later
>  > > he came out with a massive grin on his face. The Guru had
>  > > said that he was, in fact, the strongest person in the
>  > > world. He was very pleased.
>  > >
>  > > Sleeping beauty came out of the cave with a lovely smile:
>  > > "It is true! I AM the most beautiful woman in the world!"
>  > >
>  > > Moments later a distraught Don Juan came stomping out of
>  > > the cave: "Who the hell is Bill Clinton!!???" >>
> 

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