The kids of today

[Ken Farmer <Ken.Farmer@domain.elided>]

Carpet?  Heated garage?  Luxury.  Well let me tell ya, I really had it
tough back in the old days.  Yep.  We would have loved to have a carpet,
or a heater, or even a roof.  Back in those days I used to have to
get up at 4:00 AM, half an hour before I went to bed, work under my
Travelall while laying on my back in ten inches of freezing cold water,
my only tool was a worn out screw-driver, my only light came from the
neon bar sign down the block, and my only source of heat came from
a small bag of pig manure I kept in my pocket.

You try to tell the kids of today this, but they just won't believe
you...

Ken Farmer