Y2K ECU fix is not ISO 9000 certified

[bmw4curt@xxxxxxxx (Curtis Kiser)]

Nick Brearley speaks of his financial interest in the SVR-Eberhart
system:

>May I be the first to put your mind to rest. Having just invested 25k
Euros
>in sole European rights for the SVR-Eberhart system I can assure you
that it
>fills a very real hole in the market. 

>Nick Brearley

>EC disclaimer. Other Y2K scams are available and can only be offered
with
>tongue firmly inserted in cheek. Offer not available in Sicily or
Corsica.

And there lies the problem.  Have you ever know a Sicialian to buy into
something that has problems?  The answer is NO.  They know the
SVR-Eberhart compliance fix has NOT passed the criteria for ISO 9000
certification and that should concern our friends abroad.   It is being
tested but cannot be completed in time.  

So for our Euro friends, and the Yankee's that don't get the SVR fix,
that are not able to drive their BMW's after they go 'belly-up' on 1/1/00
may I suggest this:

MOVE TO AUSTRALIA !!!  They have been ready for catastrophy since the Mad
Max movies (it's true). 

And who could be a better escort than our very own **Koala Brett
Anderson!** This is NOT a scam.  It is very real and Brett can even place
you in a very nice GM F-body car that won't care if it's Y2K compliant! 
His brother Neale is in place and making preparations as I speak (read:
staying drunk).  Now this is a very good bargain at $2000 US.

THIS IS NOT A SCAM.  HOT RODD HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS OFFER!

Quitely send postal American Express Cheques to Brett Anderson. 
Installments are available and actually encouraged since he'll just drink
till the money is gone anyway!  Don't get shut out on this offer.   Bubba
preliminary scouting reports available for this offer.

Curt Kiser
BMW CCA #118507 Tidewater Virginia Chapter
85' 535i - Sharked and too old to care 
86' 325 - Wife's 4 door kid-mobile

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