John = Bernie?

[Duane Collie <drcollie@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

>From: "Bernard M. Walters" <bmwhunt@domain.elided>
>Subject: B.M. Walters' Dr. Jeckyll
>
>Yeah, one of you guys out there is one heck of a detective. A real 
>Barney Fife. Now put that bullet back in your pocket. I've called myself 
>Bernard M. Walters (BMW for the slow-witted) for the only past 2 or 3 
>weeks, but for about 30 years prior to that, I've been known as John 
>Huntoon. You want a phone number or address? I don't think so.
>
>I don't feel the use of an alias (I use them all day in Unix) makes 
>anyone a coward, but more lends an amount of privacy. Think what you 
>want about me, but my comments still convey an honest opinion.
>
>BW aka JH

John (a.k.a. Bernie the Bimwad), 

Its always nice to see who the real person is behind an e-mail assault.
Not that I honestly doubted for a minute that you would have come forward
unless our resident Bubba "'Barney Fife" nailed down who you really are. He
did it just for sport - and - because he can. 

Funny about computers and cyber-space. When you get a couple of guys who
really know the system, there is no place to hide.  Kinda like car stealing
and the best anti-theft devices.  When the pros want the car (or you in
this case) - they get it. Hotmail and Yahoo can only blind the amateurs,
you know.

Hey - its Christmas and Peace on Earth - goodwill towards men and all.  No
hard feelings on my end (as I was the impetus and target for your
diatribe).  Enjoy the holidays and lets hope Santa brings you lotssa UUC
goodies for your BMW.  And feel free to stop over or call anytime.
Baskin-Robbins is next door, I'll buy you an ice cream.

Duane Collie, Public Bubba
tel: 703 360-6399
fax: 703 360-8835
8405 Richmond Hwy., Ste G
Alexandria, VA 22309
National Capital Chapter

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