Just-a-Waitin, Parking, Waxing, Beer, ERAM, and Seat/Steering wheel lockup

["spinc" <spinc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

JUST-A-WAITIN

Jeff, Absolutely no reason to apologize.  You hit the nail on the
head regarding
these digest-nazis, otherwise known as bubbas.  (It's like high
school and the
cliquishness that goes on there.)  Especially irritating is a guy
like Michel who
inveterately thinks he speaks for "everyone".  He is very irritating.
 (For humor
impaired: I love Germans, own many marks worth of their cars.)

PARKING

Meetem, Parkem, Farkem, Leavem.  (Hire a guard.)

WAXING

Keep the butler or yard man or maid supplied with Mequire's and a
generous
supply of quality materials to work with.

BEER

Colt-45.  Works every time.

ERAM

Mark, where are you?!?  I'm having withdrawals here.  But please
clean up the e-mail.

SEAT/STEERING WHEEL LOCKUP

The symptoms of occasional locking up of power seats and steering
wheel that some
digesters referred to (on 5-Series and 7-Series) has to do with data
being sent down
the same wire in opposite directions, i.e. towards each other.  There
is a switch fix that
I was fortunate to get as a trial.  Three weeks and no problems of
similar nature have
occurred.  Ask service people to contact dealer rep.   Fix is brand
new.


And thank you for your time.

Joe Jannik
'98 750iL (waiting for ERAM.  Do I need 2?)
'97 740iL

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