Another Top Ten list!

[Scott Johnson <sjohnson@xxxxxxxxx>]

You'll probably want to skip this if you're politically correct (tm).


Top Ten things you only want to hear from your fellow heterosexual car guy
while working on a car:

 
10.	Is it in yet? 

9.	Should I lube it up?

8.	Harder!

7.	I don't think I can reach it from the rear.

6.	You hold it, I'll screw it in.

5.	There's NO WAY that big thing is going to fit in that hole.

4.	It's a tight fit, but it'll be easier once we get it started.

3.	I told you to be careful or it would drip all over your face.

2.	I'll hold it from the top while you slide underneath.

 	And number one:
 
1.	Shouldn't that have a rubber boot on it?



- -Scott Johnson
 sjohnson@domain.elided

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