Dumb car joke

["Le, Dana" <Dana.Le@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> > << NEW CAR
> > John and Cathy were driving through Arkansas farmlands on their way from
> > New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, John decided to stop
> > at the next gas station and fill up. About five minutes later, he
> > spotted one and pulled over to the high octane pump.
> 
> > "What can I do fer y'all?," asks the attendant.
> 
> > "Fill her up with high-test," replied John.
> 
> > While the attendant was filling up the tank, he started checking out the
> > car. "What kind of car is dat?" he asked, " . . . never seen one like it
> > b'fore."
> 
> > "Well," responded John, his chest swelling up with pride, "This, my boy,
> is a 1997 Mercedes Benz."
> 
> > "What all does it got in it?" asked the attendant. 
> 
> > "It has everything," John said. "It has power steering, power seats,
> power sun roof, 
> > power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10-deck CD player, 8-speaker stereo,
> disc
> > brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package and,
> > best of all, an 8.8 V12 engine."
> 
> > "Wow," said the attendant, "That's really somethin'."
> 
> > "How much do I owe you for gasoline?" asked John.
> 
> > "That'll be $30.17." said the attendant.
> 
> > John pulled out his money clip and peeled off a twenty and a ten, then
> > goes into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up
> > with the change are golf tees. "What dem little wooden things." asked
> > the attendant. "That's what I put my balls on when I drive." said John.
> > "WOW!" said the attendant, "dem Mercedes people think of everything!"
> 

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