Why Hillbillies don't drive Bimmers

["POWELL"<jim.powell@xxxxxxx>]

     1. Big rebel flag painted on roof NOT a factory option. 
     (courtesy P. B. Robinson)
     
     2. 'Coon dog peeing on wheels hurts clearcoat
     
     3. You'll get in trouble calling yourself Bubba without being invited 
     (inside joke, sorry)
     
     4. That Gol'dang Conforti feller won't let you put a 600 cfm Holley on it
     
     5. Can't find 'Calvin peeing on Porsche emblem' window stickers
     
     6. Momma's spittin' jar gets stuck in the door pocket (See last Roundel)
     
     7. $50,000 dollars and it ain't even got a damn battery under the hood!
     
     8. 8-Track player still not a factory option after 20 years of asking
     
     9. Skeered to death of getting door dings at Ruby Falls/Lookout Mountain
     
     10. Charlene likes the backseat of a Monte Carlo.  Just like Jeff Gordon's 
     wife
     
     
     Jim Powell
     '98 M3/4 YEEHA!

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