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magic protective film II: electric boogaloo



Thought you M3 drivers & those who dislike them
(think that's all of you <grin>) might like this.
It's a private reply I got from Mr. "A" who wanted
info on the magic car protective film the Germans
are developing, which I helpfully provided. Thanks
for your helpful info Mr. A, but I'll pass on this
innovation. I prefer modifications which: (1)
improve performance, (2) don't ruin a perfectly
good car, and (3) exist. You, on the other hand,
should know about some of the other car goodies
available at Pep Boys here in the US which you'd
probably like to add to your car, such as neon
license plate & rocker panel lights, "limo tint"
which consists of 50% air bubbles when applied,
$40 spoilers (whose design probably negates the
downforce produced by the spoiler's mass), yellow
"Rally" windshield wipers, and Yosemite Sam "Back
Off" mud flaps. Happy motoring, "A". 
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"A" wrote:

I phoned to Pacific Mail Order Condom Co. and they
told me that now has kits
available only for 95 M3.
For E39 they have only one used kit left but this
kit has a small hole.
Because you are so kind with me,  please  help
them to find that hole.
All that you need to do is to blow in the used kit
 and they will find were
the air escape.

Thank you for help,
Regards,
Alin
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Andy wrote:
There is a great protective film you can wrap your
beloved car in to protect it from chips,
scratches, etc. and it's made right here in the
USA. Just email the Pacific Mail Order Condom Co.
that posted in the last digest & ask for the
biggest one they got. If it's transparent film you
want, I'd be happy to send you enough Saran Wrap
to cover any car with for only $500.
Andy '95 M3

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