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Ferrari press release



Modena, Italy:
The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit- Crew Yesterday. The
announcement
was followed by Ferrari's Decision to take advantage of the British
Government's "Work For the Dole" Scheme and hire unemployed youths from
Glasgow.  The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary
on how unemployed youths in Easter House were able to remove a set of car
wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's
existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of
high-tech gear.
Uh, is Dec 02 the Italian version of April Fool's day?
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