AROC Dues Increase

["Ralph Fetsch" <RFetsch@domain.elided>]

Let's see, how do I p---- away $60.00 per year:

American Express card dues
Two (2) carton of cigarettes.
Twenty four (24) beers at a bar.
One (1) months cable bill.
Six (6) car washes.
Four (4) movie tickets.
Forty-eight (48) gallons of gas.
Tips for valet parking.
Fifteen (15) double quarter pounders with cheese.
One (1) Sony Playstation game.

One (1) year membership to AROC, magizine, etc.,  priceless.

I'm not rich, but I don't smoke, pay $2.50 for a beer in a bar, have cable
TV, I wash my own car, buy my gas at Sam's of Costco, park my own car and
haven't been to a movie in years (none worth going to). I do eat double
quarter pounders with cheese though and pay my AROC dues.

Next you'll be wanting cheese and crackers with your whine.

Cordova Ralph
Ralph Fetsch
Cordova Tennessee
1991 Spider Veloce w/auto
1964 Giulia 1600 Spider

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