not that impossible

["Jorge Mazlumian" <jmazl@domain.elided>]

You arrive at Malpensa Airport via Alitalia, where after customs, a well
dressed italian individual looks for you and takes you outside.  You then
take a ride in a AR 166 directly to Arese (they still make cars there,
right?), where another charming individual greets you and tells you to sit
there for a few minutes.  After an espresso and a couple biscotti, you are
invited outside the glass building where you now can see your brand new GTV
coming to you very slowly.  The attendant parks the car, opens the door and
gives you a full tour to the car.  You sign some more papers and off you go
with your brand new Alfa Romeo!  Drive through Italy for about one week,
have a blast, and then return your car at an Alfa Romeo dispatch center that
will ship your Alfa directly to your local AR dealer.  You fly back home,
develop the pictures, watch the videos, and before you know it you are
driving your new AR at home.
RRRRRRRIIIIIINNNNG!!! somebody woke me up...

Jorge Mazlumian (dreaming of an AR european delivery in 2003)
Redlands, CA, USA

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