fast cars-n-cops

["Sedon, Doug (OD/ORS)" <sedond@domain.elided>]

>>> A fellow bought a new sports car and was out on the Interstate for a
>>> nice evening drive.  The top was down, the breeze was blowing through
>>> his hair and he decided to open her up.
>>>
>>> As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and
>>> blue light behind him.  "There ain't no way they can catch me," he
>>> thought to himself and opened her up further.  The needle hit 90, 100,
>>> 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him.
>>>
>>> "What in hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
>>>
>>> The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined
>>> it and the car. "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over.
>>> I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for
>>> your driving that I haven't heard before you can go!"
>>>
>>> "Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was
>>> afraid you were trying to give her  back!"
>>>
>>> "Have a nice night", said the officer.

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