Coca Cola Income Down 27%

[tmuccino@xxxxxxxx]

Coca Cola announced today that income for the last quarter was down 27%.
The decline came as a major surprise to Wall Street. One analyst
attributed the losses to a product boycott initiated by ALFA, which he
described as a "shadowy, international group of automobile enthusiasts" 
known to be angered over a recent Diet Coke commercial. It is rumored
that the Securities and Exchange Commission is concerned about the
heretofor underestimated influence of the group and is investigating
further.

Tom Muccino
Amherst, NH
(603)672.0763

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