Re: RE: SUV's: Suggested New Ad Copy

[Alberto_Fontova@xxxxxxxxxxxxx (Alberto Fontova)]

bshorey@domain.elided writes:
>gee, and i thought that was a ferrari joke:
>
>an elephant stumbled across a mouse caught in some quicksand one day.  the
>mouse asked for help, and promised to return the favor one day.  the
>elephant figured he'd never see the mouse again, but agreed to help him
>anyhow.  he whipped out his penis, the mouse grabbed on, and the elephant
>pulled him out of the quicksand.
>
>a few years later the elephant got stuck on some quicksand.  he called for
>help, and the mouse responded.  the elephant figured he was dead meat, but
>the mouse told him to hang on, and then ran off.  he came back driving a
>ferrari, tied a rope to the elephant, and pulled him out.
>
>and the moral of the story is - if you have a ferrari you don't need a
>large
>penis...
>
>bs

I first heard in the small penis joke in reference to Porsche 911's.  

I like your joke!
AF

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