RE: SUV's: Suggested New Ad Copy

["Brian Shorey" <bshorey@xxxxxxxxx>]

> "Small Penis?  Have we got a vehicle for you!"

gee, and i thought that was a ferrari joke:

an elephant stumbled across a mouse caught in some quicksand one day.  the
mouse asked for help, and promised to return the favor one day.  the
elephant figured he'd never see the mouse again, but agreed to help him
anyhow.  he whipped out his penis, the mouse grabbed on, and the elephant
pulled him out of the quicksand.

a few years later the elephant got stuck on some quicksand.  he called for
help, and the mouse responded.  the elephant figured he was dead meat, but
the mouse told him to hang on, and then ran off.  he came back driving a
ferrari, tied a rope to the elephant, and pulled him out.

and the moral of the story is - if you have a ferrari you don't need a large
penis...

bs

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