Non-Alfa Content Maserati Quattroporte For Sale Cheap!

["Karl A. Rickert" <alfakarl@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Someone please post this to the Italian Car Digest.

A customer of ours has a 1986 Maserati Quattroporte for sale. Here's the
catch, its a "fixer upper". After talking to the mechanic who has the car
now, here is what it needs.

Head or heads (passenger side head has large crack across it)
Master cylinder (leaking into booster)
Crank pulley and new belts
Radiator fan
Passenger side front roll up glass
Passenger side rear stationary "vent" glass

The rest of the car is "fair" with 122,000 miles on the car (speedo says
22,000, but mechanic doubts the number). The car is Silver with tons and
tons of leather. The car is located in Roswell, Georgia (northern suburb of
Atlanta).

Price...you ready for this? ..............Owner will probably sell it for
the mechanics bill of....$700.00.

Usual disclaimers apply.

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