How many wheels do you have?

[Howard R Pletcher <n9ads@domain.elided>]

The following was posted on the Farmall net, but it may have some
applicability to Scouts and pickups.

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From: Bob Currie <foley@domain.elided>
To: farmall@domain.elided <farmall@domain.elided>
Date: Saturday, April 10, 1999 11:43 PM
Subject: wheels everywhere


>Speaking of wives, and too many toys around the property, let me
introduce
>you to a lil game we play out here. Group of us started this about 15
years
>ago when I was collecting and playing with vintage Chevrolets. Its
called
>"Count your Wheels and laugh".  It will be a little different with
tractors
>since some of them are on steel, but goes like this:
>
>Count up all your wheels that are on the ground (on a vehicle). Spare
tires don't >count, and neither do those little plastic things that make
the barbeque move
>around!!  Wheel barrows do, bicycles do and of course all the cars,
trucks,
>wagons, carts, ATV's, tractors and so on.  The winner of the game is the
guy
>with the most wheels. I'm tellin ya, you will be surprised!!! Go ahead,
>think you can do it in your head?? Yea sure you can! Go ahead and try. 
No
>sir, you better take a little pad with you and walk around the place,
cause
>I know yore gonna forget a few.
>
>Now then......game rules say: 
>(1) Don't cheat but let common sense apply.
>(2) If you have less than 12 wheels, you need to get a life. 
>(3) If you have more than 80 wheels, brother you need some counseling!!
>
>How many do I have? you ask.  Not tellin, no sir!  But my sessions are
every
>Thursday at 2:00 p.m., and I'm getting rid of 4 more next week. :)
>
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