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came across this online:

Top Ten Symptoms of a Serious Off-Road
                       Trails Enthusiast 

                        By New England 4 Wheelers 

#10: You understand that a Scout is a way of life, not just a means of
transportation. 

#9: You are the type of person who immediately goes postal if you sit in
a traffic jam for more then 5
minutes, yet can spend six hours driving a total of 1 1/2 miles off-road
and consider it a form of
relaxation. 

#8: You look for Scouts in movies and TV shows and try to identify the
model and date
manufactured. 

#7: You own a Scout that weighs 1000 pounds more than when it rolled off
the assembly line. 

#6: You consider having to start a Scout five times in any given minute a
routine procedure. 

#5: You have the monetary equivalent of a Mercedes sedan invested, but
your Scout still looks like
crap! 

#4: You want to take things apart and rebuild them, even if they are not
broken. 

#3: You are on a first name basis with the guys at the local auto parts
store. 

#2: You know a minimum of three 1-800 numbers to aftermarket off-road
businesses by heart. 

#1: A new dent in the sheetmetal actually straightened out a few other
dents. 

Joe Dufresne email (normal) Josad@domain.elided email (with attachments)
josad@domain.elided, ICQ #25751950, homepage
http://www.geocities.com/Baja/Trails/6536/index.html, PGP public key
avadiable upon request

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