<all> BMW humor

["Sanders, Ron" <rls5@xxxxxxx>]

>A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses 
>around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to 
>inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather 
>upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
>
>Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if 
>anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales 
>person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, and 
>there standing next to her is a salesman.
>
>"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
>
>Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of 
>this lovely vehicle?"
>
>He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you 
>are going to shit when you hear the price."

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