Jack Schitt- This one is too funny/long

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       ( Don't ask me why send it today...just that kind of mood)

Who is Jack Schitt?                                                          
         At last the lineage for Jack is revealed. Have you ever been 
utterly speechless when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!" With this 
knowledge you can now handle this situation easily. Jack was the only son of 
Awe Schitt, and O. schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. 
Schitt, the current owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt. Jack then married Noe 
Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six offspring: Holie 
Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep and Dip 
Schitt.  Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt, one of the twins, 
later married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.   After being married 15 
years, Jack and Noe Schitt were divorced.  Noe Schitt later remarried Ted 
Sherlock, and because she still had her kids living with her she chose to 
retain a portion of her former name; She then became known as Noe 
Schitt-Sherlock.    ( Still Here? )                             
Meanwhile,the other twin, Dip Schitt, married Loda Schitt, and they in turn 
produced a son with a nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two of the other 
six children of Jack SChitt, and Noe Schitt, Fulla, and Giva, were 
inseperable thoughout their childhood, and later, in a dual ceremony, 
married the Happens brothers. The wedding announcement in the newspapers 
announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, 
Byrd, and HOarse.  The eldest of the Schitt children, Holie, married Fred 
Mann and moved away to Pocatello, Idaho where she eventually became the 
senior partner in a prestigious law firm under the name of Holie 
Schitt-Mann.  Early on in life, the prodigal son, Bull Schitt,left home to 
tour the world with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.  So now when someone 
says " You don't know Jack Schitt!", you can correct them.      Family 
history recorded bby Crock o. Schitt, and  Ima Schitt.               
endit.......




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