Cute Police Stories

[Steve Walsh <stevewalsh@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

RE: Cute Police Stories
 
 
Good:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't
getting  many.  Then, he discovered the problem - a 10-year old boy
was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP
AHEAD".
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.
 
Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar.  A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he
sent
the police department a picture of $40.  The police responded with
another mailed photo-of handcuffs.
 
Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding.  As the motorcycle
officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
said,
"I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's
Ball."
 He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls."  There was a
moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said.
He
then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.  She was
laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.

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Steve Walsh
stevewalsh@domain.elided

"The future will be better tomorrow" - Dan Quayle (geez...)

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