Flame and offense quotas covered <wob>

[John Fountaine <jfount@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

  Of course, this problem occurring *at* high speeds would be
>quite a mess, and cause all occupants of the car great consternation.
>
>Eric Ingraham
>'89 325is

Consternation...good word!  I am flaming you because I don't know what it
means and so I am offended....


>While Milos Klacko makes a really trick carbon fiber heat/turbulence
>shield for your K&N-ed E30, I made my own for about $8.

Hey cool!  I am flaming you because you came up with that before me and I
am offended....
>
>Jimmy Pettinato wrote:

>this swap should be a slam dunk for you E36 guys.

I am flaming you because the term "slam Dunk" must somehow refer to a black
person and so therefore, I am offended....



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>>Layton Chauvin wrote:

 >I don't believe it is a heater control valve problem -- correct
>me if I'm wrong!

I am offended because you are telling me what to do...flame for you!
>
>Henry wrote:
>
>OK, here's a quarter. Go play in traffic. Please.

Big flame for you!  I am offended that you would actualy tell someone to
participate in a dangerous activity...

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>
>All, just to fill you in on what happened to the Bubba Kids...
>
>This all happened a few days ago just a block from where I live.
>Their mom was driving a Jeep, and had just turned north onto a city
>street when a driver ran the red light at a speed in excess of 70 mph
>(speed limit is 35) and plowed into the back of her car.  The car's
>gas tank burst into flames, but the kids were pulled from the burning
>car by two brave souls who live nearby.  Their mom didn't make it...
>
>The driver of the other car, who has had psychological problems in the
>past, survived, and is now facing a charge of vehicular homicide, two
>counts of vehicular assult, and reckless driving.  Hopefully he'll
>never see the light of day again.
>

Not gonna flame this because it is too sad and i would like to think that
some good sams would go out of there way to help my family too...ok...maybe
I am offended because you are better than me!
>
ohenri@domain.elided wrote:
>Folks, you will do well to heed Duanes'' warning here. This actually
>happened to me after I first bought these pretty valve caps. After two
>weeks of driving with them on, I could not get them off period! Fearing
>breaking off the entire valve stems, I went to the dealer, yes the
>dealer to remove them. Plenty of anti-seize followed. No problems since
>that first time though. I don't vice grip on when I do take them off for
>air.

this offends me for no reason imparticular....
>

>
>True, but the E28 M5 wheels should work with any E28 @ 16" and <225 tires
>without rolling and trimming.  I run 16x8 w/18mm offset wheels with 225/50
>with no problems what so ever.  This is on stock 535iS fenders.  Theres plenty
>of room even if the wheels were 20mm offset.
>
This offends me because you don't really NEED new wheels do you?
>

>I was wondering if any digester knows of a safe
>method/procedure of removing the BMW emblem
>off the trunk?  Also, is there any pernament damages
>created by removing the emblem?  Any suggestions
>and tips regarding this topic is most welcomed!

this offends me because you shouldnt desicrate the Marque by removing the
roundel
>

>(Yes I know I'm an idiot, racist, thieving, cultural imperialist,
>reactionary, dead white male.  But thank you for pointing it out again)
>
This offends me because you disparage the white man


>
>The official US model year is 1988 only.  This covers the E28 cars sold from
>~Oct.'87 to I believe mid '89.  All colateral material was made at the same
>time.  I believe that the brochure you have was printed well before '89.  When
>production stopped on the E28 for US, there was no M5 till '91 E34 M5.
>
Don't know why this offends me....but you can bet it does!

>

>> i remember reading about this car (it was featured in BMW magazine -
>> august 1996). i'm very confused, my brain hurts. this man takes
>> delivery of a brand new M6 in 1986, and immediately returns it to BMW
>> to sit in a garage in new jersey for a year or so while the engine and
>> suspension is completely upgraded with an eye towards performance AND
>> reliability. he then sends it to california for 5 years, where it sits
>> in another garage getting new paint and a completely new interior. it
>> comes home and is fitted with all kinds of electric doodads and
>> geegaws (big stereo, , better headlights, twin radar detectors, police
>> siren), including a power memory drivers seat from a RHD car (so the
>> passenger has memory seats as well - over $12k). the grand total of
>> his investment is reported by BMW car magazine to be over $250,000.
>>
>> ...and the car has only 173 miles on it.
>>
>> the owner said in the article 'i certainly don't plan to use the car'

This offends me because I can't afford this.....
>

>
>Nationwide is on my side, My Ass! <g>
>
This offends me because the word A$$ is used....
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>Any hints appreciated.
>
This offends me because he is looking for hints rather than doing it himself...


 rubbing problem at rear.

This offends me because the above phrase is contained within the post...
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These last two posts offend me because I wrote them....

There, I think I have covered enough flames for the next few crygests to be
flame free!

Consider it my gift to all of you!

John F

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