re: tire musings (highly insensitive)

[TeamZ3@xxxxxxx]

For all the newbies out there, let me introduce to the DOT racing tire family:

g-Force
- - intimately known as g-Farce or g-Forceless

Kumho
- - referred to as Cum-Ho's; cheap, fat, and sloppy, but they get the job done.
(you might not get this if Eddie Murphy/Sat Night Live was before your time or
if you don't know who Larry Flint is)

Hoosier
- - mid-western abbreviation for, " *Who's yer* sugar daddy?"

Yokohama
- - japanese speaking attempt of american-jive slang "Yo' big, fat mama" (must
be in the trunk).

Goodyear
- - blimps on wheels.  A lot of hot air, but no real substance.

Toyo
- - now available at your local "Rocks R Us" outlet.

Nitto
- - *Naught-o* would be more appropriate for autox use.

Mickey Thompson
- - DOA, leave 'em laying in the driveway.

Take your pick and good luck  :-)


M Sipe

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