BMW Sues

[The Donahues <m3@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

I can just see the headlines now=85=85

BMW in an unusual marketing ploy today announced its suit against 3000
of its best customers in an effort to rid itself of a =93Blue Sperm=94.

In the words of Drain Collar a spokesman for the unwashed masses stated
they were for=85
"The good of the Digest, faithful BMW owners in general, and peace on
earth goodwill towards men".

An nameless spokesman for the BMW legal department was heard saying;
=93We will cut out your liver and feed it back to you if you even THINK
about using our logo!=94

The response to this statement from the BMW enthusiasts was lost,
however, when someone burped and the whole of the unwashed masses
started laughing.

After some minutes when the noise subsided the BMW spokesman added =93=85=
and
you=92ll never get your seedy little hands on an owners manual.=94

At this point some old person referred to only as Geezer suggested that
they were already blissful, and that an underground group was already
working on a manual with renowned mechanic Brey Underone with which you
could build your own car in an afternoon. The crowd seconded this by
yelling; =93Way to go Donutview.=94

Bichel {Mubba} Pothole responded by stating that they could kiss my
asterisk.

The spokesman clarified that =93BMW will be just like Disney.  Don't even
think about showing any
of their logo's in public, even for free.=94

Snatched CurlTounge, a writer for the Roundel Magazine, was strangely
quiet on the sidelines. Known for piping in his witty observations,
appeared afraid to take sides in the debate.

Jim Contorti was heard mumbling something about the Bermuda Triangle and
what his next software update was going to do to the computerized
diagnostic software BMW was using.

Lena, '02 Warrior Princess=92 argued that they were acting worse than a
deranged collie.

The BMW spokesman promised that if they continued to pursue this line of
action, that the upcoming sequential shifter would be programmed to
select gears randomly.

Nob Revenson said they had already taken shifting to a higher level with
a Zen ERK.

Kiss Beerman asked if they could be sure the shifter would not turn on
his V1 in Virginia.

The BMW spokesman sneered and yelled =93Be sure of nothing, Yankee!=94

Bent Law seemed to take exception to this as being prejudiced against
Asian defective drivers.  Then he torted they could =93Kiss my short
shifter=94.  :-0

The confrontation drew to a close when Scuzzy Q claimed she was feeling
drafty, and wanted to go to Hoosters. At this point the crowd dispersed
like pepper floating on water and a drop a soap is added but were all
yelling PIZZA!

The BMW rep exited the courthouse steps and was heard saying to his law
partner =93They could all be driving Fords soon=94.

Pictures at 11.

Keep up the good work guys,
Mike Donahue

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