Murphy's Law Corolaries

[Steve Rowe <srowe@xxxxxxxx>]

Sorry, my head got the last 2 remaining live braincells together and thought
this would be fun. 
I got the following from a friend and thought that this esteemed group could
come up with BMW related Murphy corolaries and then translate them into German
for application onto the new Digest emblem. 

Murphy's Laws of Combat - put to Latin.

Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire 
Noli eminere, catapultas allicies

There is always a way 
Putamus viam semper esse

The easy way is always mined 
Via perfacilis laqueis semper plena

Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo 
Conare nullius momenti videri fortasse missilibus careant

Professionals are predictable, it is the amateurs who are dangerous 
Peritissimos semper praevidere possumus, rudi autem periculosi sunt

I have a larger list. If you want it, email me. If you have served or are
currently serving your nation's military, you will understand these: )

Steve 

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