re: <E36 M3> E30 retrofit kit SR

[Ston Rygar <stonrygar@xxxxxxxxx>]

I've got a BETTER shifter design than the BL/SS...

I took the eye-track-targeting helmet system from the F-16 Tomcat and
converted it for use with a 6-speed automatic that Cousin Sven found
in the garbage bin behind the
BMWDevelopmentischeNewischeProductikCenterplaz when he was in ze
Fatherland. 

By simply *looking* at a specific rpm point on the tach, my 318tiX
will instantly shift to the right gear for that rpm.

The purchase price of the eye-track-targeting helmet and control
modules was US$87,000... but Uncle Olaf has some, uh, "friends"
overseas that got me a discount.

The 318tiX is, of course, just $20,000 (plus the additional $18K I
spent to convert the 520tiX AWD system last summer).

Sven got me the 6-speed automatic box for the price of shipping... I
wonder what I'd find in Vic Doolan's trash?

When I decide to market this system, there will be no fancy
acronyms... it will be called the "Ston-O-Matic".

- - Ston Rygar, LD (Love Doctor)



- ---Kevin Ley <kley@domain.elided> wrote:
>
> >So I am driving my E36 M3 down the highway and I realized that I miss
> >my E30 M3's "special vharacteristics".
> 
> >I have been hard at work for awhile on this project (the reason for
my
> >long absence from the Digest) and I am ready to release my new
> >invention to the world:
> 
> >The E30 M3 Retrofit kit, also known as the Virtually Independent
> >Broadbase Retrofit Accessory Knob.  I have a machined Nonrustium
shift
> >knob specially designed to encase an eccentric-shaft-weight motor
> >hooked to the car's 12V system (with optional 120V adapter for race
> >conditions).
> 
> >The VIBRAKnob gives me that E30 "race car" feel.  Early versions
> >caused premature syncro wear and nerve damage (poor Uncle "Lefty"
> >Olaf!), but my final design incorporates most of the updates.
> 
> >Production versions will be ready for sale soon.
> 
> >- - Ston Rygar
> >CEO International World Domination and Control, Ltd."We Ain't No
> >Monkeys"
> 
> FINALLY ! A product for the E36 that makes it feel like a real car !
> I really want an E36 M3 someday but every time I drive one it feels
too 
> sterile, kind of like an E30 M3 on a couch.  You know, too soft, no
vibration,
> no cool engine noises like something's loose inside. 
> Hey, there's your next product, maybe another eccentric-shaft-weight
thingy with
> some marbles thrown in for sound.
> Let us know prices on the production version, hope you can keep it
below the
> BL/SS price.
> 
> Kevin Ley
> 90///M3   BL/SS, knob doesn't vibrate
> 

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