WOB Mark Kiborti's Performance Eval.. long

[Davern1@xxxxxxx]

Sorry fellow digesters but I can't resist. I think it's fitting.


THESE QUOTES WERE REPORTEDLY TAKEN FROM
> MARK KIBORTI'S PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS:
> 
> 1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has
> started to dig."
> 
> 2. "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid
> curiosity."
> 
> 3. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
> 
> 4. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of
> definite won't be."
> 
> 5. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in
a
> trap."
> 
> 6. "When he opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
> 
> 7. "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
> 
> 8. "This young man has delusions of adequacy."
> 
> 9. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
> achieve them."
> 
> 10. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
> 
> 11. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."
> 
> 12. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all
> together."
> 
> 13. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary  ignoramus."
> 
> 14. "He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."
> 
> 15. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
> 
> 16. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
> 
> 17. "He's been working with glue too much."
> 
> 18. "He would argue with a signpost."
> 
> 19. "He has a knack for making strangers immediately."
> 
> 20. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
> 
> 21. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
> 
> 22. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other
one."
> 
> 23. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
> 
> 25. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
> 
> 26. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
> coming."
> 
> 27. "Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
> 
> 28. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
> 
> 29. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
> 
> 30. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
> 
> 31. "It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm and made
> it to conception."
> 
> 32. "One neuron short of a synapse."
> 
> 33. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
> 
> 34. "Takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes."
> 
> 35. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
> 
Pat Davern
95 M3
JimC, BL/SS, Dinan Stuff

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