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get off you butt and go to PF II



It's time to get off you butt's and register for PizzaFest II.  Don't
goof up and miss out on this! Let me put it to you like this....If you
don't sign-up within two days there will be "4 Horsemen" appear at your
door.  They will kick the crap out of you, take your PF II money and
possibly violate your dog.  

Here are some events likely to happen but NOT publicized or scheduled:
1.  E28 brake light modifications to be had (let me know how many)
2.  Duane gets hammered at hOOters
3.  Brett arrives hammered
4.  Rob takes out everybody on the slick track (I've seen him drive)
5.  Dave LaSalle drives incredibly smooth on the auto cross course (our
hero)
6.  Mike Wendell makes an appearance with his ORANGE wheels that has a M3
attached.
7.  Curt doubles his money at the horse races!
8.  Pat will GEEEZZE gracefully but wake up (erection) at hOOters
9.  Rolling Rock stock will jump up 3 1/2 points.
10. Bubba's will probably be 'steamed' on the premises
11. Gary Bossert & Kathryn Lyle do some SERIOUS quick times at Summit
Point

plus many acts of debauchery and lewd behavior.   If you don't come to PF
II you'll be bored to death with all the PF thread traffic on the digest
afterwards.  Get off the bench and get into the game!  I'd like to see
you Bimmerheads and this is a perfect way to meet.

Curt Kiser
PizzaFest II contestant # 12....yes I already have my number (I'm not a
slacker).
racehorse handicapper

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