Re: BMWs in the west

["POWELL"<jim.powell@xxxxxxx>]

     >>>
     There are some great roads out there in the Wast, how come we don't
     see more BMWs out there?
     <<<
     
     1. No Clevis hitch option from the factory.
     
     2. Step side option in 5 series delayed till '01
     
     3. Sacks of feedcorn scratch expensive leather
     
     4. Coupes and Sedans don't have mast antennaes to put little cactus 
     guy on
     
     5. Boston green can't be touched up with paint sticks from John Deere 
     dealer
     
     6. Rear window is too slanted for rifle rack
     
     7. Don't Mess With Texas stickers won't stick to Zymol
     
     8. Co-op refuses to carry Redline Products
     
     9. Sunroof option is too low for cowboy hat
     
     10. New fangled cupholders eject Budweiser cans when crossing 
     cow-catchers
     
     
     Jim Powell
     '98 M3/4

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