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Driver getting out of parked BMW; passing car rips off the door.
Police officer arrives. Yuppie wails, "Look what happened to my Bimmer!"
Officer surveys the situation,says, "You yuppies are disgusting; you are so
materialistic that you did not notice that your left arm was torn off!"
Yuppie looks at the stump and
says, "Oh my God! The SOB got my Rolex too!"
Thanks, Mel Becker
 (melbeck@domain.elided) 
(melbeck@domain.elided)