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Re: BMW Automobiles Digest #1009

From: olumide@domain.elided
>
>Greetings
>Please allow me to introduce INTERNET CARD (trademark) to you
>
>Internet Card is one of the trademarks of Automated Data Sciences. This
>is the ultimate way to remember your internet address. No more guess
>work. No more giving the wrong address to people, just fish out your
>Internet card and give the right address always. Unlike a business
>card, Internet card neatly fits into your wallet, you don't give the
>card away but the information, so there is no running out of Internet
>card unlike business cards which when too many, make your wallet too
>bulky to carry and even runs out.
>
>Internet card paints your day with gold when on a business exchange you
>retrieve it from your wallet and in a techy style give it to your peers.
>They were impressed and the impression wins you their respect forever,
>and may be their business too. DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT YOUR INTERNET
>CARD.
>
>Internet card also contains some refrences that will always come in
>handy when needed.
>
>Show the world that you belong, that you are current with technology,
>that you are a "Hybrid Professional" or person no matter what your field
>of speciality, with Internet card on you, you are not only current with
>technology but with the super high-tech information infrastructure of
>the 21'st century. SHOW IT.
>
>This beautiful card is ideal as a gift to employees, business associates
>friends or relatives at this holiday season.
>
>The one time cost of INTERNET CARD is only $20.00 (U.S. dollars) You can
>renew it whenever the need arises for only $10.00.
>
>To order your own copy of Internet card,
>
>By Manual Mail:
>
>        Send $20 in check (U.S.A and Canada only), International money
>        order or American Express money order (U.S.A and other
>        countries) TO:
>
>           Automated Data Sciences
>           P.O. BOX 1825
>           Woodbridge,  VA  22193, U.S.A.
> OR
>By credit card/Electronic Mail:
>
>       Send a mail that contains the following;
>
>           Your Full Name.............................
>           Your Full Mailing Address
>
>          Street---------------------------------
>          City--------------- State------- Zip----------
>          Country------------------
>     Card Number____ ____ ____ ____ Expiration Date:__________
>     Type of card: Visa___ Master card___ American Express___
>
> To:   Sysop@domain.elided
>Looking forward to serving you with the Internet card.
>Sincerely,
>Olumide Ola

Excuse me, but ....

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You got to be kidding? Or is everyone else that stupid?

Gary