Fw: Subject: Some West Virginia stuff

["Mark Petrelli" <petrell@domain.elided>]

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-----Original Message-----
From: MrD8161@domain.elided [mailto:MrD8161@domain.elided]
Sent: Monday, March 10, 2003 8:15 PM
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Subject: Subject: Some West Virginia stuff


Subject: Some West Virginia stuff



A guy from West Virginia passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved
widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

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How do you know when you're staying in a West Virginia hotel? When you call
the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "go
ahead."

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How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married?        There's dried
tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia
to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in West Virginia?
Documentaries.

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Where was the toothbrush invented? West Virginia. If it had been invented
anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

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A West Virginia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the
driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"

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Did you hear about the $3 million West Virginia State Lottery? The winner gets
$3.00 a year for a million years.

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The governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out
the whole trailer park.    The library was a total loss too.      Both books
-- poof! -- up in flames and he hadn't even  finished coloring one of them.

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A new law was recently passed in West Virginia. When a couple
gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

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A guy walked into a bar in West Virginia and orders a mudslide.   The
bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?"
"No", replies the man, "I'm  from Pennsylvania".  The bartender looks at him
and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?"  "I'm a taxidermist", said
the man.   The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the
world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"  The man says, "I mount dead animals".  The
bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar...."It's okay boys, he's
one of us!"








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