Like I said, give me something that makes lots of
noise, spews toxic fumes and drips toxic fluids all over the garage floor.
Something that might have a stripped screw or a cracked pipe but doesn't
make me spend half a day poking around in
hkey_local_machine/software/microsoft/windows/currentversion/runonce blah,
blah blah.... looking for some stupid file that doesn't belong there.
When I "moved out" of my parents house, I blew up/burned up some old
Macintosh computers with firecrackers and gasoline--I think that
would meet your criteria.