BEWARE! Seen the new Hummer ad on TV?

[JeffreyOlson@domain.elided]

A MONSTROUS yellow, military-size vehicle cruises a 
downtown street.  No mud or horse trailer or gaggle of 
soccer kids in the back.  It's grossly huge and 
completely conspicous, reportedly looking for a puny 
Alfa Romeo to crush.  

Better yet, it's occupied by just ONE person, a woman 
with the greedy smile of self-satisfaction and 
conspicuous consumption.  The tag line says something 
like:

'Frighten men'

So much for responsible justification of ownership!  

Already there are several seen around an exclusive 
community down the road from me.  Oddly enough, all are 
driven by women talking on the cell phone with NO other 
passengers in the 'vehicle'.  

What is wrong with us a society?  Tax these people!

By the way, lock up the Alfa, she's out there...

Jeff
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