Flights of fantasy - was and still is Impala ad

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Okay, so I live alone and...

(One has all the time and money in the world, produces the following ad,
and runs it on TV. Joe Elliott is given a TV): Two large sheriffs are
standing by their Chevrolet Impala (somewhere in the dessert) scratching
their heads as they survey a flat tire. Two drop dead babes in a 750
Alfa Spider stop, then proceed to change the tire (speeded up film) in
seconds. They then burn rubber (do remember the fantasy part) as the
quickly head off down the road. Bad girls! Sheriffs Must give chase.
They see red (what else) Spider sitting in front of Joe's (not the TV
challenged one) Diner. Sheriffs charge in with guns drawn (okay, a bit
melodramatic) just as young ladies are finishing their hamburgers and
fries. They blow the boys a kiss as they toddle off.

(There are close-ups of both car's logos & badges throughout).

Biba
I'm so ashamed to post this, from: Irwindale, CA USA

Unfortunately this all has to be produced and aired in the next week or
so. Back to back Chevy vs Alfa ads would be nice.

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