Raising them right

[alfacybersite <acs@domain.elided>]

Scott, in the most unlikeliest of events another woman should come into
my life, could I rent your son Charlie for a week or so? I've never
quite understood how some (not saying all, Tess) women feel that food on
the table, paying the rent / mortgage on time, etc. comes before buying
'absolutely necessary' parts for one's fine Italian steed.

Suspect Charlie could educate (this mythical) 'her' in a few minutes,
but in case she should have lingering doubts regarding fiduciary
priorities, a full week might be necessary.

I promise to send him back with grease under his fingernails and a smile
on his face.

Biba
Irwindale, CA USA

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