Lucas jokes

[Howard and Pat Warren <warrenwood@domain.elided>]

Some time back, I asked for Lucas electrics jokes to create a 
tongue-in-cheek "tribute" to Lucas and British cars.  A lot of Digesti 
responded with wonderful jokes, but I got lazy and didn't create my web 
page.  Worse, I stupidly lost the messages (must be a Y2K bug... yeah, 
that's the ticket!  Y2K!)

May I humbly ask again for your Lucas jokes?  I PROMISE I'll put them up on 
my web site this time!

Thanks!

Howard K. Warren, Little Rock, AR
1984 GTV-6, "Falconi", 134k miles
1991 164L, "Peregrine", 66k miles

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