Fwd[3]: The Devil

["Giovanni Rizzo"<grizzo@domain.elided>]

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Subject:    Fwd[2]: The Devil 
Author: Aida M. Martinez
Date:       11/11/99 10:02 AM


One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in
despair
> >he has his first meeting with the devil.
> >
> >Devil: Why so glum, chum?
> >
> >Guy: What do you think?  I'm in hell.
> >
> >Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here.  You a
> >drinkin' man?
> >
> >Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
> >
> >Devil: Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do
is
> >drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab, and Fresca.
We
> >drink till we throw up and then we drink some more.
> >
> >Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
> >
> >Devil: You a smoker?
> >
> >Guy: You better believe it.
> >
> >Devil: All right. You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars
from
> >all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie.
> >You're already dead, remember?
> >
> >Guy: Wow! That's awesome.
> >
> >Devil: I bet you like to gamble?
> >
> >Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
> >
> >Devil: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack,
> >Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever.  If you go bankrupt, well you're dead
> >anyhow. You into drugs?
> >
> >Guy: Are you kidding? I love drugs. You don't mean...
> >
> >Devil: That's right Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big
bowl
> >of crack or smack.  Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine.  You can do
all
> >the drugs you want and if you overdose - that's all right - you're dead,
> who
> >cares?
> >
> >Guy: Yowza!! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!
> >
> >Devil: You gay?
> >
> >Guy: No...
> >
> >Devil: Oooooh (grimaces) ......... you're gonna hate Fridays.
> >
>

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