Thought that you might like this one

[bgiller@xxxxxxxxx (Bruce Giller)]

> HOW TO DRIVE LIKE A MORON
>
> http://members.aol.com/doggiesnot/
>
> The way some people drive, you'd swear they checked their brains at
> the registry when they picked up their licenses. Not using turn
> signals, driving 20 miles per hour UNDER the speed limit, running red
> lights, the list goes on and on. This site is dedicated to calling
> attention to that ever-growing list of driving infractions that
> qualify one as a "moron driver." Check out the general driving rules,
> how not to pass, the proper moronic use for headlights and turn
> signals; or bone up on how morons interpret traffic signs. What's
> more, the site offers a printable moron certificate for you to leave
> on the car windshield of someone who's just driven like a moron. A
> hilarious, cathartic pit stop.





"Is dis a system???"  Mr. Natural

Bruce Giller
Takoma 'Radiation-Free-Zone and Finally ReUnited' Park, Md
'73 Alfa GTV 2000
'86 Alfa Spider
'72 Moto Guzzi Eldorado

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