Re: IF ONLY LIFE COULD BE LIKE A COMPUTER!

["Joe Cantrell" <agiyo@xxxxxxxx>]

As a person now working as a wrench peon at CompUSA Repair Services, may I
say I wish Computers worked like this all the time!


>
>>>
>>>      If you messed up your life, you could press
>>>"Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
>>>
>>>    To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
>>>
>>>     If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.
>>>
>>>     Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
>>>
>>>    To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
>>>
>>>    To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
>>>
>>>    To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
>>>
>>>    If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
>>>
>>>    When you loose your car keys, click on find.
>>>
>>>    "Help" with the chores is just a click away.
>>>
>>>    Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary.
>>>You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.
>>>
>>>And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a
>>>Pizza would be on it's way to YOU...
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