The Brooklyn Bridge is Once Again for Sale

[Kevin.FILLIP@xxxxxx]

     Just when I'd thought I'd seen it all, I stumble across an ad like 
     this on the internet. Ignorant, perhaps, but i think mendacious is the 
     more apt description. No wonder we're all so cynical these days. 
     Please feel free to "contact" this obviously delusional twerp. Flame 
     on !
     
     "Fiat Pininfarina - 1983; Lindstrom, Minnesota 
     Price: $9,500.00 Best Offer Mileage: 30,000.00 miles Mainly Highway 
     Driving. For Sale By: Owner
     
     Features: Power Windows, Premium Sound, Air Conditioning 
     
     Description: This car is absolutely like new. My dad will sell it this 
     cheap because he wants to get a Corvette. It's a Pininfarina Spyder 
     2000. Pininfarina made the body, and Fiat made the engine and chassis. 
     If you're not sure what kind of car this is, an Alfa Romeo Spyder is a
     cheaper knock-off of this car. It's white with a black top, and 
     original alloy wheels with Pirelli tires. The interior is black 
     leather with actual woodgrain on the dash. Clarion tape deck and
     Kenwood speakers. It has power windows, cold air conditioning, and I'm 
     not sure about the cruise. The engine is a 2.0 liter DOHC 4 with Bosch 
     fuel injection, and it has a 5-speed manual. The car will do an easy 
     115, and could cruise at that for hours. 
     
     Contact: Maurizio, Saint Paul, Minnesota , 55119 
     Phone (Evening): (612) 702-5981 
     Email: delc0007@domain.elided"  

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